We Don't Have A Joke Thread....Here's One!!

Started by stetto, March 06, 2020, 10:31:06 AM

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Frazz

#60
February 10, 2021, 10:32:32 AM
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, all I could find was 401 matches.
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#61
February 10, 2021, 12:41:00 PM
After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.

stetto

#63
March 02, 2021, 02:51:50 PM
Not to cause anyone dismay, but did you know that if you live to be 70 years old you've spent ten years of it on MONDAY??!!??

balsum fractus

#64
March 04, 2021, 02:25:20 PM
People are usually shocked when they find out that I am not a very good electrician....

Frazz

#65
March 04, 2021, 08:34:36 PM
Just burned 2,500 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#69
April 17, 2021, 09:32:23 AM
A rancher counted 97 head of cattle out on the range....

But when he rounded them up, he had 100!

Onepoint

#70
April 17, 2021, 12:51:48 PM
Ha, more truuf to that than I can count.   :disturbed:

jetmex

#71
April 21, 2021, 05:17:36 PM
How much does a chimney cost?  Nothing, it's on the house....

When does a joke become a Dad joke?  When it becomes apparent...

How do you get a country girl to like you?  A tractor....

Frazz

#72
April 24, 2021, 08:04:05 PM
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#74
May 18, 2021, 10:54:17 PM
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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