Meanwhile, back at the ranch.....

Started by balsum fractus, November 15, 2009, 04:02:23 PM

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wtxsflyr

#15
November 18, 2009, 07:01:55 AM
waitresses in super short orange shorts (say that three times real fast) which.....

Frazz

#16
November 18, 2009, 07:25:19 AM
for a really really good tip, will...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Buzzardbeak

#17
November 18, 2009, 12:21:35 PM
...spank you, to a faretheewell with a .........

balsum fractus

#18
November 18, 2009, 02:29:22 PM
..snow blower attachment. (Can you say "hurts so good"?) Meanwhile, behind the candy counter,............

Frazz

#19
November 18, 2009, 05:15:42 PM
Jetmex was begging for something sweet, like...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#20
November 18, 2009, 06:45:29 PM
..grits fried in transmission oil infused with pine beetle husks and lovingly cradled in dried kelp soaked in shark droppings and covered with a delightful rattlesnake puree...yessirree...a real delicacy down there in the hanger.........

Frazz

#21
November 18, 2009, 10:05:03 PM
of Incontinence, errr incontipence, errr intercontinental, er.... 
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Buzzardbeak

#22
November 19, 2009, 08:26:01 AM
...that thing, which smells like a mixture of diesel fuel and sewage, with just a hint of.......

Frazz

#23
November 19, 2009, 08:36:57 AM
mesquite and applewood smoke...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#24
November 19, 2009, 06:20:56 PM
..MexTex style, however that dish is just for tourists....the strong of pallette enjoy a hearty bowl of......

Frazz

#25
November 19, 2009, 06:32:51 PM
some of that Canukistan porridge, which is chock full of...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

wtxsflyr

#26
November 20, 2009, 06:18:27 AM
smoked prairie dog, and extra fresh geoducks, a combination that will.....

Onepoint

#27
November 20, 2009, 07:08:54 AM
...Surely grow hair even on ...

Frazz

#28
November 20, 2009, 07:59:15 AM
a Xoloitzcuintli dog because...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Buzzardbeak

#29
November 20, 2009, 09:20:34 AM
everyone knows an Xoloitzcuintli dog loves spicy food, which generates a lot of.......
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