Meanwhile, back at the ranch.....

Started by balsum fractus, November 15, 2009, 04:02:23 PM

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Frazz

#30
November 20, 2009, 09:24:29 AM
interest from the hooter gals, because they are not used to hairless dogs, but they are used to hairless...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Buzzardbeak

#31
November 20, 2009, 11:18:29 AM
..bald guys, who should know better, but continue to drool on their.....

balsum fractus

#32
November 20, 2009, 05:50:24 PM
way to visit the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota............

Frazz

#33
November 20, 2009, 06:08:43 PM
and then they go to the biggest ball of twine in the world... located in Cawker City, Kansas, and then...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#34
November 20, 2009, 08:42:36 PM
... stop at the world famous Tribune hobby store to buy a couple of sticks of balsa for..............

Onepoint

#35
November 20, 2009, 08:52:50 PM
...firewood, since no one remembers how to glue them together anymore, but on the way out they saw..

Frazz

#36
November 20, 2009, 09:37:03 PM
Carl trying to use balsa to smoke...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#37
November 20, 2009, 09:47:28 PM
.....but Frazz offered him a cigar, saying they tasted better.......

Frazz

#38
November 20, 2009, 11:01:00 PM
when you imagine they are freshly rolled on a young virgins thigh, but, in reality...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

stetto

#39
November 21, 2009, 05:59:23 PM
...On the buttocks of a...

Frazz

#40
November 21, 2009, 09:25:12 PM
big bad burly behemoth buttugly buffalo, brandishing...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

stetto

#41
November 22, 2009, 06:41:14 AM
...A tube of lipstick that he applied to...

balsum fractus

#42
November 22, 2009, 08:27:28 AM
...his boyfriend's..........

jetmex

#43
November 22, 2009, 08:56:21 AM
..white Corvette, spelling out (in full color) Frazz's alma mater, which was....

stetto

#44
November 22, 2009, 09:22:45 AM
...A one-room university which he had to walk 10 miles uphill both ways to...
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