MetJex and the booolet

[Frazz]

So, El John Wayno gets his gun and uno bulleto out, and the first thing he shoots...

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ees a gringo trying to steal hees wheesky......

[jetmex]

We interrupt this ridiculous thread to make a few ethnic corrections that, left alone, would besmirch the entire reputation of the Hispanic race.

First - to point a firearm at someone and squeeze the trigger is to "choot", not shoot.

Second - any Mezzican worth his salt does not drink whiskey, he drinks mezcal and will fight to the death for the worm.  Whiskey is for horses (or was that beer?), europeans and Americanos. 

We apologize for any incovenience these silly Gringo errors may have caused and now return you to the thread in progress.....

[stetto]

ees a gringo trying to steal hees wheesky......

...which carries a mysterious agave aroma and lack of the characteristic caramel coloring, not to mention a 1 & a half inch caterpillar dancing at the bottom of the bottle ('zat better juan?), at such deescovery ol' Juan Juayne intead choots...

[jetmex]

..hees burro.  But, he meesed, and the boolet eenstead went through Tio Sancho's cantina and heet a....

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....a feexture een los banos, causeeng...

[Frazz]

Uncle Sancho to lose heees balance, thus leading El uncle-o to eeexclaiiiim...

[jetmex]

..."Ohhhhhhhhh cheeeeeeeeeeet!!" Wheech was not far from the trooth, because Mama Yoli, chee come running out and finds......

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""que cabron!".....chee eggsclaims....

[stetto]

As che serves her heuvos con carne asada de queso e carbone a la edgar...weeth leetle chiles tepin eenside, known worldwide as...

[Frazz]

...Once again we interrupt this rediculous thread so Frazz has time to order a computer from Mexico so he can understand wtf is going on in this thread.  Ok.. back to regular scheduled programming...

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...Una vez más interrumpimos este hilo rediculous para que Frazz tiene tiempo para ordenar a un equipo de México para que pueda entender wtf está pasando en este hilo. Vale.. volver a regular había programado la programación...

[stetto]

...Y el Guapo esta con su madre, en la casa de Pepe...

[jetmex]

...de la Sanchez Mario Cavasos y Enchiladas. He was watching una novella en el television quando Mama Yoli walked een and exclaimed.....

[Frazz]

El woeoo el me-oh orfay artingstay isthay eadthray.  El onlyo exicanmay Iyay nowknay is acotays and iestasays