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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: We Don't Have A Joke Thread....Here's One!!
« Last post by balsum fractus on October 23, 2021, 06:40:17 PM »
Father O'Malley was a priest in a small rural community. The river that ran through the community was beginning to flood, and residents were ordered to evacuate.
“Come with us...save yourself” cried the local parishioners.
“Save yourselves” replied Father O'Malley “ the Lord will save me.”

The parishioners left. The river rose steadily. Father O'Malley found himself on the porch ankle deep in flood water when a a man came by in a row boat.
“Jump in Father!” The man exclaimed, “ I'll save you!”
“Go save someone else..” Father O'Malley replied “ the Lord will save me!”

The man in the boat rowed away. The flood waters continued to rise. Father O'Malley climbed up on the top of the roof of the church, just barely above the churning flood waters.
A Coast Guard rescue boat roared up.
“Jump in Father,” the crew cried “ we'll save you!”
“Go save someone else” the Father replied, “ the Lord will save me!”

The rescue boat roared away. The waters continued to rise. Father O'Malley clung to the very top of the church steeple, with the swirling flood waters lapping at his feet.
A rescue helicopter appeared overhead and lowered a rope.
“Grab the rope Father!” The crew exclaimed, “we'll save you!”
“ go save someone else” Father replied, “ the Lord will save me”

The helicopter left; the flood water continued to rise, and Father O'Malley drowned............

...a short while later, a very soggy Father O'Malley arrives at the Pearly Gates.
“I must speak the the Lord” he exclaimed to St Peter....
“I imagine you do,” replied St Peter, “ He has being expecting you...”
In the presence of the Lord, Father O’Malley begins his plea.....
“ Oh Lord, I have dedicated my whole life to serving you. Why did you let me drown?”

“You idiot!” Replied the Lord “ I sent two boats and a helicopter, and you wouldn't get on!”
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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: We Don't Have A Joke Thread....Here's One!!
« Last post by Onepoint on October 20, 2021, 05:16:17 PM »
I remember the 1st time I saw a universal remote, I thought, well this changes everything.
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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: We Don't Have A Joke Thread....Here's One!!
« Last post by Onepoint on October 20, 2021, 05:11:37 PM »
So apparently, the company that makes yardsticks is not going to be making them any longer.
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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: whoze bin messin' wif da weather ?
« Last post by jetmex on October 20, 2021, 04:09:20 PM »
I don't know if you can get winter air down here unless you import it from Yankee land, and it might cost a fortune because there are no truck drivers to ship it.  My air compressor is definitely a summer version, wonder if there's a conversion kit?

Is the winter blinker fluid blue or pink?

What are "tire chains"?
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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: whoze bin messin' wif da weather ?
« Last post by balsum fractus on October 20, 2021, 08:06:04 AM »
Good point! I forgot about that!!
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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: whoze bin messin' wif da weather ?
« Last post by Onepoint on October 19, 2021, 06:06:02 PM »
Make sure you have the winter version of blinker fluid as well.  Nothing worse than the blinker getting froze in one direction, happens to them older folks all the time around here who obviously overlooked that..
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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: whoze bin messin' wif da weather ?
« Last post by balsum fractus on October 19, 2021, 04:48:33 PM »
I know you are not used to extreme weather like this, but as a precaution, you should get your garage to put winter air in your tires......😁.....otherwise you would have to plug in your tire chains, and fill your block heater with antifreeze!



.......you're welcome! ...just another service that we offer 😂
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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: whoze bin messin' wif da weather ?
« Last post by jetmex on October 19, 2021, 02:55:09 PM »
Well, it warmed up into the high 70's, so the better half made me put the fire pit thingie back outside.  Still haven't found the missing mukluk, but I bought a bunch of wool socks and my parka is ready just in case it drops below 70 again.  Never can be too careful about stuff like that.
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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: whoze bin messin' wif da weather ?
« Last post by balsum fractus on October 18, 2021, 08:42:29 AM »
“Some varm milk?”




😃
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Livestock Bar & Grill / Re: whoze bin messin' wif da weather ?
« Last post by Onepoint on October 17, 2021, 06:52:30 PM »
Heh, well thoughts and prayers etc.    :icon_lol:
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