http://www.wimp.com/buildit/ (http://www.wimp.com/buildit/)
Not sure but I think I do. :)
I don't have one of those, but I do have a dilithium crystal powered turbo compounded flobulator.....
wasn't that the doodad that was also called a hayfeederus magneticus ??
Yeah but turned out it only worked during freak sunspot activity.
And, it was discovered to be the only magnetic device in the world capable of attracting and capturing wooden model airplanes.... :sadness:
The aluminum engine may have been magnetic.......
The dilithium crystal powered turbo compounded flobulator was replaced with the dilithium crystal powered turbo compounded DEflobulator which had no tendency to attract anything other than the older dilithium crystal powered turbo compounded flobulators.
Carl, this is true, but the DEflobulators have the improved radiation annealed connuter shaft, which is supported by reverse flux thread frammis bearings, which prevents sinusoidal deviation of the capacitance induction. That stopped the tendency to attract anything but the older flobulators. The side effect was the interruption of the inverse lunar magnetic sine wave that causes model airplanes to be repelled by the hayfeederus magneticus. Thus, the attraction to aluminum model airplane engines. All bets are off, however, if the dilithium crystals are of inferior quality (like the ones from CheapHobbyParts.com) or if they are nearing the end of their useful life.
Simple, isn't it?
Although the improvements in the dilithium crystal powered turbo compounded DEflobulator removed the sinusoidal component (or at least lessened it to near indetectability) of the capacitance induction, it is my contention that the cardioid component has been enhanced with increased fluid flow through the turbo section. This increased flow is likely the cause of the dramatically increased attraction to the dilithium crystal powered turbo compounded flobulator.
Jetmex, I totally agree with your assessment of any results if inferior or old dilithium crystals are used.
The electrohydraulic fluid dynamics of the improved turbo flow are indeed the reason for the effectiveness of the improved unit. I'm told there's a synchronous transverse phase induced intercooling rectifier unit planned for the new models. Maybe we could figure a way to retrofit the hayfeederus with one of these......
Still, you have to admit that continued development of the DEflobulator is a waste of time. It's continued reliance on ancient di-Lithium crystal technology simply limits its output. Any gains come at severe risks to our already overtaxed cryonozone capulation array.
Now if the market would only embrace the upcoming Microsoftical Windowrific nano protocesium hexaplanar core, we could have self perplundering, self fueled system in a small package that does away with multiturbulators, fibble belts and bi-torgle valves! There would be no more unwanted non-linear magnetic anomolations causing the attraction of strange objects to bovine nutritional dispensers (as an example)
The problem with the Microsoftical Windowrific nano protocesium hexaplanar core is that it is a BHD. That is, it is a Black Hole Device, making it an input only device. This was an unfortunate result of the Bill Gates corollary to Mr. Murphy's theorem.
The Gates Corollary to Murphy's Law:
The more money you have to throw at a problem, the more will go spectacularly wrong at even more inopportune moments, thus costing even more money.
Say what you will about dilithium crystal powered multiturbulators and bitorgle valves, they are cheap, easily obtainable and easy to maintain. Have you ever tried to order a replacement nano protocesium hexoplanar anything? Sheesh! You'd think the damn things were made of kryptonitanium!
And I think that the cryonozone capitulation array is just another way to try to get us to buy into the green energy myth. I'll take a synchronous transverse phase induced intercooling rectifier unit any day. :disturbed:
Of course, the nano protocesium hexoplanar hardware is not available yet...It hasn't been made. (have you ever priced a fibble belt, or a doodle bearing?) The technology, once developed and produced, promises efficiencies several hundred orders of magnitude more than the dilithium crystal could ever attain. In fact, efficiency ratings as high as 4% are predicted! The fact is that linear focused EGT beta trundle rays are far more efficient than the random sinusoidal scattering of dilithium quarks all over this hemisphere. And lets not forget the unpleasant Cosinusoidal second order scattering of cryanophophate pentoxide which, even now, is enter our food chain through the above mentioned nutrition dispensers.....
QuoteThe fact is that linear focused EGT beta trundle rays are far more efficient...
It may be that the efficiency of linear focused EGT beta trundle rays are approaching the bounds of a transmogrifier. If that happens all bets are off because of what it might transmogrify into.
Happy new year guys.
I think it would be pretty safe, afterall they have tons of experience having built complexes like Chernoble and 3 Mile Island.... I'm sure there is nothing to worry about....
I got transmogrified once, when the EGT/CHT/DFDAU beta trundle ray filter failed. Turned me into a newt. :eek5:
I got better.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYO0joolR0
We'll have to build a bridge out of you............