The Airline Stewardess
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He
decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight
attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto:
'We love to fly and it shows'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the $%&* do you want?'
'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. "American Airlines"
:disturbed: And the title of this thread is just about the extent of my knowledge of Spanish language.
Change the "American Airlines" to "Untied Airlines" and it gets even funnier! :icon_mrgreen:
...and up here it would Air Canada, eh!
:icon_biggrin:
Soa, doesa anybodya elsa hava any afunny jokesa? Itsa okaya if itsa ina furrina languagea, I'ma learnin Italiana righta nowa.
o.k. houdt u allen van geen grappige grappen? :eusa_think: :eusa_think:
LOL ooops I mean luid lachen uit
Quote from: Frazz on March 07, 2011, 10:58:20 PM
Soa, doesa anybodya elsa hava any afunny jokesa? Itsa okaya if itsa ina furrina languagea, I'ma learnin Italiana righta nowa.
Whachew talkin bout Homey?
Justa trrrryina toa stirrrrrrra uppa a leetle funn herrrrrrea ona the forrrrrrrrums. :eusa_sick: :eusa_sick:Oppps that tongue roll is spanish I think.
Jeeeeeez u guys must have given your funny bones to the dog. ERRRR Eeeeeeeejay, uyay uysgay ustmay avehay ifengay ouryay unnyfay onesbay otay ethay ogday :vikingsmiley:
QuoteI'ma learnin Italiana righta nowa.
to quote Peter from "Family Guy"
beepada boppada boppada beep beepada !
[quote ERRRR Eeeeeeeejay, uyay uysgay ustmay avehay ifengay ouryay unnyfay onesbay otay ethay ogday ][/quote]
Eeesa vera funny, cep I don' speek no Eeenglish....cain ju right that in Espanish?
airplane joke from my son..
QuoteYou Might be a Redneck Pilot If...
Your stall warning plays Dixie.
Your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.
You think sectional charts should show trailer parks.
You have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
You think "GPS" stands for Going Perfectly Straight.
You've ever used Moonshine as Avgas.
Your toothpick keeps poking Your Mike.
Just before impact you are heard saying "Hey Y'all, Watch This".
You've just taxied all around the airport drinking beer.
You use a Purina Bag as a windsock.
You refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy here"
If you have a "Powered by Coors" decal on the cowl.
If you have sports team gimme caps lined up on the glare shield.
If you put a fake hump on the cowling to show off your four-barrel Holley with supercharger.
If you stick a tennis ball on your transponder antenna.
If you put the little Playboy bunny emblems on your wheel pants.
If you call wheel pants "fender skirts".
You think three bags from Piggly Wiggly is a matched set of luggage.
You have ever used sheetrock as part of an aircraft repair.
If you have your N number tattooed across your arm.
If you have a gun rack mounted on the aft bulkhead.
When done tying down you throw your hands in the air and look up at the tower to check your time!
You have a spitoon in place of an ash tray.
You have fuzzy dice hanging from the compass.
You have a fur lined instrument overlay.
You have a Confederate flag as a headliner.
If you have a beer can crusher on the dash.
If you plane is endorsed by your paint company.
If you keep Vienna Sausage in your plane for emergency rations.
If you have ever used a beer can for aircraft repair.
If your canopy cover is a feed sack.
If your flight suit consists of bell-bottomed pants.
You refer to any female ATC controller on the air as "Lil' Darlin".
You answer any radio communication with: "That's a big 10-4".
There are parts on your plane with the name John Deere on them.
You figure in the weight of a case of Bud on your permanent weight and balance records.
Part of your walk-around inspection is taking the wheat out of the Landing gear.
You siphon gas out of your tractor for your plane.
You use your parachute to cover your plane.
You make regular low passes over your girl friend's trailer.
You've landed on the main street of your town for coffee.
When you call the tower, you begin "breaker, breaker, c'mon!"
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Impotence is nature's way of saying no hard feelings. :eusa_think: :disturbed: