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Title: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 12, 2012, 01:48:21 PM
Man o man sirius/xm has a Pink Floyd channel.  None o that hank tubbs or Tennessee ernie Chevy stuff out here.  And Mr canuckistan a few years ago you had a link to some weirdo that was absolutely great.  Do you remember who it was by chance?

Right now listening to " hey you"  :)
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on July 12, 2012, 06:48:27 PM
I let my subscription last because it was getting boring...guess I will have to renew....

I think you may be referring to Stompin' Tom Connors....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmimLBSTEUw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmimLBSTEUw)
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 12, 2012, 08:44:42 PM
That sounds about right.  That was so corny it was cool.  I started listening a few years ago to our local public radio station because they played what I termed corny cowboy music, but actually after listenling a few months and making fun of it to myself I actually kinda like it.
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Onepoint on July 13, 2012, 06:52:18 AM
Quotebut actually after listenling a few months and making fun of it to myself I actually kinda like it.
Wut?  :eek5:  OK where is Frazz and what have you done with him?  :eusa_think:
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on July 13, 2012, 08:27:25 AM
must be the heat.....fraz's mind is going fuzzy...... :icon_smile:
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: stetto on July 14, 2012, 05:49:30 AM
You ain't got a thing if you ain't got

http://www.unknownhinson.com/

Thinkin' man's music... :eusa_think:
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on July 14, 2012, 08:25:01 AM
Ya Fraz...you should really crank up the volume on this one!!!!
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Onepoint on July 14, 2012, 09:16:38 AM
heheh, he even has a zombie album   :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 15, 2012, 09:17:36 PM
Whut kaind of moosic was tha-at???  Well I sure dont have a constipation problem after listening to a couple differrent tracks veeeeeerrrrrryyyy briefly.  (el frazzo is itchbaying cuz now that crap is stuck in my head for the evening   :disgust:  Gonna have nightmares now.)
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: stetto on July 16, 2012, 05:38:45 AM
Frazz, you only deserve the best... :devil:

Actually, I got "snuck up on" with Unknown. Doing a job on a lake home and my labor has his iPod plugged into the boombox, playing Tull and Roger Waters and some Pogues...Suddenly this guy starts wailing about putting some waitress up in his trailer house...

...But it grows on you, after which you have to have your...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 16, 2012, 07:01:12 AM
speakers re tuned and a new supply of panty liners because...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on July 16, 2012, 05:45:21 PM
...all that high frequency wailing makes you want to....

If any of you are into jazz-rock fusion type stuff, give Snarky Puppy a listen.
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 17, 2012, 10:36:32 AM
shut that sheet off and listen to Snarky Puppy, which is a truly excellent find my texas friend, so much so that I up and sold all of my country and western albums and bought...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: stetto on July 17, 2012, 12:17:16 PM
...a testy, disrespectful young mutt of questionable...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on July 17, 2012, 01:19:31 PM
...lineage, whose offspring resembled a cross between....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 18, 2012, 11:38:17 AM
poodle and a schnauzer, so when the doorbell rings...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: zrct02 on July 19, 2012, 06:28:09 AM
...this watchdog named Rolex can...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on July 19, 2012, 07:14:13 PM
..sing " I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener dog".....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on July 20, 2012, 08:40:42 AM
...thus earning himself a spot on the hit tv show "American Fido", where, with the female judge, he proceeded to....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 20, 2012, 11:11:13 AM
demonstrate just why he was a young mutt of questionable character, because he...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: stetto on July 20, 2012, 12:49:43 PM
...(sorry in advance, but technically... :icon_redface: ) snarked the bitch, licked himself for a minute, then...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on July 21, 2012, 12:14:47 PM
....proclaimed, "Mama Mia, thatsa spicy meataball!!"  An advertising executive in the audience, upon hearing this, said.....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 21, 2012, 08:52:24 PM
OMG that dog is so handsome and talented I cant believe...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on July 22, 2012, 01:20:59 PM
I Can't Believe This Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza Isn't American
( http://gizmodo.com/5899852/i-cant-believe-this-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza-isnt-american (http://gizmodo.com/5899852/i-cant-believe-this-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza-isnt-american) )

But there has got to be something better.....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: stetto on July 23, 2012, 10:17:12 AM
...than sitting in a tractor all day listening to snarky puppy when one could have been...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on July 23, 2012, 10:58:19 AM
...attending the first (or second, I forget) annual Hayfeeder, Bumper Camera and Berm Festival, which this year was moved to French Broad TN because....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 23, 2012, 12:11:12 PM
jetmex kinda likes lil French maids, and besides, the house of the rising sun was booked solid
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on July 24, 2012, 07:14:30 AM
The change in venue confused many of the fans of the hard hair country hip pop rockabilly band, Stetto and the Leather Suicide Albinos, who showed their frustration by....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: stetto on July 24, 2012, 10:21:13 AM
...changing their name to Benfff, generating a resurgence of the...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 24, 2012, 07:14:25 PM
all synthesizer band specializing in...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on July 24, 2012, 07:47:02 PM
...Snarky Puppy covers on the accordion, which just thrilled the tractor driver.....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on July 25, 2012, 08:29:20 AM
...so much that he had a vision.  A vision of......
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 25, 2012, 12:44:25 PM
Wtf would happen if you played snarky puppy backwards....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on July 25, 2012, 02:21:08 PM
...and so, hooking his faithful Gibson Super Hooter electric accordion to the amp driven off the tractor's pto, he proceeded to play Snarky Puppy backwards.  After a few chords, he was amazed to see that.....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on July 26, 2012, 09:08:17 PM
...time seemed to stand still, and he had this powerful urge to end his pitiful existence rather than listen to another chord........
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 27, 2012, 12:33:13 AM
so he did a in-a-gadda-da-vida solo on his backup banjo and made mr fractus look at his watch again and it was a rolex, not a timex, so...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on July 27, 2012, 09:00:19 AM
...it took a licking, but failed to keep ticking. The Rolex was connected via wifi to the warp drive plasma generation modulating regurgitator on the tractor, so when it quit ticking.....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on July 30, 2012, 08:00:22 PM
......at precisely 88mph, Mr Fusion kicked in and.......
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on July 30, 2012, 08:56:49 PM
transmogrified the dilythium crystals into ...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on August 01, 2012, 06:41:02 AM
...cheesecake!  With strawberries and chocolate sauce!  Unfortunately, our tractor driver was allergic to cheesecake, which caused him to break out in horrible.....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on August 01, 2012, 12:40:46 PM
episode of cutting the cheese profusely, so much so that...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on August 01, 2012, 09:17:09 PM
...Snarky Puppy became the Hurling Houndogs.......but that is not important....since we are in the middle of travelling thru time itself thanks to the DeLorian shaped tractor.......
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: stetto on August 02, 2012, 06:04:41 AM
...and the fact that time waits for no one...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on August 02, 2012, 10:39:06 AM
Made me crank up some rock tunes pertaining to time somehow, and say... If you play country and western backwards and you get yer dog back,ex's back, etc., what happens if rock is played backwards?  I think you get...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on August 03, 2012, 07:40:36 PM
....a very sudden decline in the birthrate because everyone......
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: jetmex on August 04, 2012, 05:59:25 AM
...was affected by the gamma plasma ethernet radiation coming from a leak in the Mr. Fusion (proudly manufactured by Solyndra!).  This resulted in our tractor driver.....
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on August 04, 2012, 07:56:28 AM
....suffering a substantial loss of testosterone.......
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: Frazz on August 04, 2012, 04:08:45 PM
In which it seems jetmex's family needs to ride the tractor because...
Title: Re: on the tractor
Post by: balsum fractus on August 04, 2012, 09:34:21 PM
yah...icht bin too meny bebbies mit der jetmex genes........