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Berm speak => Livestock Bar & Grill => Topic started by: stetto on August 22, 2012, 06:49:43 AM

Title: Hanging Chad
Post by: stetto on August 22, 2012, 06:49:43 AM
Hey guys, I have a (no subject) email in my inbox from a Gregory Reid. I know that when some viruses get in, they hijack your contact list, but this email shows no attachments. I never open (no subject) emails, but saw Greg's name and I'm wondering if any of you guys got the same?
Title: Re: Hanging Chad
Post by: jetmex on August 22, 2012, 08:59:45 AM
I got one this morning in my spam box, same thing. There was an attachment for Verizon, but I didn't open it, either.

Has anyone heard from Greg?
Title: Re: Hanging Chad
Post by: Frazz on August 22, 2012, 10:18:14 AM
Got the same email you guys did.  Also,  :eusa_naughty:  Anabel is lonesome and wishes to spend some time getting to know me and to share her fortune with me so we can both live happily ever after. 
Title: Re: Hanging Chad
Post by: Onepoint on August 22, 2012, 11:45:49 AM
I didn't get that one, but did you guys know that coffee beans melt fat,  raspberry ketones as well, I can get Viagra for about .25 a pill that I can can afford all that getting a share of $500k if I let a Dr from Kenya use my bank account to transfer money through the states?  I can't wait!  (http://www.sksboards.com/smf/Smileys/default/tard.gif)
Title: Re: Hanging Chad
Post by: stetto on August 22, 2012, 12:36:30 PM
Oh, and don't forget the warning that the raspberry flavoring in ice tea and gums and candies ia actually from the expressed anal glands of beavers...They call it "natural flavoring"...
Title: Re: Hanging Chad
Post by: zrct02 on August 22, 2012, 07:43:37 PM
I was chosen thusly.

"It is my pleasure to inform you that you qualify for a 2011/2012 membership to the National Association of Professional Women, the largest network of professional women in the United States!"

I'm so danged excited.
Title: Re: Hanging Chad
Post by: balsum fractus on August 22, 2012, 08:24:39 PM
....and you never told us !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hanging Chad
Post by: Frazz on August 28, 2012, 10:01:18 PM
Things are going to sizzle tonight.  But hey, I didnt even open the email.  And I know they are wrong.  The only thing sizzling around here is bacon for the blt sandwiches  :'(