Hanging Chad

[stetto]

Hey guys, I have a (no subject) email in my inbox from a Gregory Reid. I know that when some viruses get in, they hijack your contact list, but this email shows no attachments. I never open (no subject) emails, but saw Greg's name and I'm wondering if any of you guys got the same?

[jetmex]

I got one this morning in my spam box, same thing. There was an attachment for Verizon, but I didn't open it, either.

Has anyone heard from Greg?

[Frazz]

Got the same email you guys did.  Also,    Anabel is lonesome and wishes to spend some time getting to know me and to share her fortune with me so we can both live happily ever after. 

[Onepoint]

I didn't get that one, but did you guys know that coffee beans melt fat,  raspberry ketones as well, I can get Viagra for about .25 a pill that I can can afford all that getting a share of $500k if I let a Dr from Kenya use my bank account to transfer money through the states?  I can't wait! 

[stetto]

Oh, and don't forget the warning that the raspberry flavoring in ice tea and gums and candies ia actually from the expressed anal glands of beavers...They call it "natural flavoring"...

[zrct02]

I was chosen thusly.

"It is my pleasure to inform you that you qualify for a 2011/2012 membership to the National Association of Professional Women, the largest network of professional women in the United States!"

I'm so danged excited.

[balsum fractus]

....and you never told us !!!!!!!

[Frazz]

Things are going to sizzle tonight.  But hey, I didnt even open the email.  And I know they are wrong.  The only thing sizzling around here is bacon for the blt sandwiches