Well

Onepoint · January 21, 2018, 03:24:11 PM

...going shopping for women underwear again, because...

Frazz · January 22, 2018, 10:42:23 AM

S&H stamps dropped them from the order site, and they were granny panties anyway, but Onepoint, out in one of his sheds, has a secret stash of...

stetto · January 22, 2018, 01:54:56 PM

Hay feeder patches cut in the shape of....

Onepoint · January 23, 2018, 07:10:47 AM

..airplanes, because of the tendency of hayfeeders to get that shaped holes for some reason, he was thinking of patenting them, but found they are exclusive to WY because...

jetmex · January 23, 2018, 02:35:49 PM

...one of them got loose and mated with a drunk Canadian moose, who was somehow related to Nony, which resulted in....

balsum fractus · January 23, 2018, 07:23:13 PM

......stunned silence from the smoked meat operator..

stetto · January 24, 2018, 08:16:48 AM

MEANWHILE, as it turned out after Nony woke from a spiced brisket induced nap, he turned on the tv to see....

Frazz · January 24, 2018, 09:53:10 AM

an aarp ad that featured an item that he was really wanting, so...

balsum fractus · January 24, 2018, 07:18:38 PM

......forgot what he wanted, and went back to sleep. Meanwhile in deepest, darkest Texas......

stetto · January 25, 2018, 10:28:54 AM

...there are pigs to fill the freezers, and Carl ain't no patient man when it comes to...

jetmex · January 25, 2018, 02:18:42 PM

....it comes to pigs and drunk Canadian mooses. So, when he opened the freezer to check on said pigs and mooses, he was horrified to find out that....

Frazz · January 25, 2018, 04:28:53 PM

Jetmex was in there smoking cigars, trying to smoke the meat...

jetmex · January 25, 2018, 06:13:36 PM

..but upon discovering that he couldn't get the meat to light (he was, after all, an ex Marlboro man) no matter what he did, he stormed out of the freezer, moose and pigs in tow, and....

Frazz · January 25, 2018, 07:22:30 PM

taught them how to play musical instruments, which went like this... https://youtu.be/3c7bISLhVl8

Onepoint · January 26, 2018, 07:15:03 AM

...Which got the dogs howling, and the neighbors yelling and pretty soon the cops showed up and...

(I love the comment in the video that Metallica did a great cover of this bluegrass classic.

Ironically, I just watched a couple Ukrainian guys do symphonic covers with cellos of several AS/DC songs the other night. )