Old guy lament

[stetto]

So I'm 60 now...OK, 60 & 2/3...My old carcass is at least 70 & 3/4...OK, that's the set up....

I ordered a 367 pound Winchester safe the other day, and this morning after the 6th or 7th phone call I have come to the discovery that NO ONE wants to help me install it when it gets here....

An appliance dolly I can find, but the go-to friends who I once thought would help me move a body aren't interested in helping me save myself from a hernia....

The delivery outfit wants more than the safe cost me to install...that's just ........... Wrong on too many levels....

Anyone want to vacation in sunny, humid skeeter wonderland that is western MN? Y'all come on the 20th, bring gloves....I'll take ya pike fishing!!

[wtxsflyr]

Just exactly where at in western Minnesota?

[stetto]

Outside a little village called Callaway, popalashun 234.

We're the second house on the right a mile northwest of "town"...just before the Ziffel farm....

[stetto]

Carl, I hope you know that I'm being cheeky here..ALL of you folks are welcome ANYTIME you want to come up. Our 'commodations are modest but the eats are great...and please don't worry about the safe, Carl, I still have local options...

But dayamn, we'd love to have y'all!

[jetmex]

Just exactly where at in western Minnesota?

I think it's a little north of Amarillo....

I feel your pain, Stetto.  Got the tables turned on me though.  When I need help now, everyone but me is at work!

[wtxsflyr]

Holy smokes,  that's a pretty fair poke up to Stetto land.  Same goes for me guys, you are all welcome anytime.