Where do y'alls buy buwwets nowadays

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...shed where da wifle and buwwets are kept wocked up.....

[Frazz]

but ewic fogot to put gasowine in a jug, so he had to suck gasowine out of a

[zrct02]

latwine, which...

[Frazz]

weawwy gave the gasowine an extwa kick because its so cowd theah that...

[jetmex]

....the fweakin' snowbwower wouldn't start!!  After carefuwwy disassembwing the snowbwower, Stetto found that the bwower wotor bwades were......

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...vewy wusty. So he got some Wubleyew Dee Fowty and spwayed it on.....

[Frazz]

the bwades and thought... if it wooks so good on them, i spway it on...

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...my bwain....my swoders......my awms.....an especiawy my back..........

[Frazz]

haff, cuz I'm tiwed of wetting off those widdy biddy skweekies, I want to sneek up on someone and...

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"......Ooooooooo.......what a tewwibwe dweam!! I bet dat skwewy wabbit spwinklwed some cawwot dust on my dinnew........whewes my twusty shotgun? "

[jetmex]

It's in the gawage, you siwwy wabbitt!  Wight next to the wifle and the spare snowbwower wotors.  Wight about the time Stetto found the shotgun....

[Frazz]

he wemembewed he had fowgotten to buy buwwets, so...

[jetmex]

...he toddled off to the wocal gwocewy store, where the buwwets were kept in the hardware pwace next to the fwozen food.  After buying the buwwets, he found that there seemed to be vewy wittle intewest in this thwead, so he wrote a wetter to Fwazz saying.....

[Frazz]

what is wong wiff you people.  this thwead is fluffin funny cuz we gets to babbew wike widdy bitty kids or sumtin.  Awso in the wetter, he want to give fwazz a million bucks because...

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..heee is vewy genewous and wants to shawe his good fowtune wif all his fubaw fwiends......meanwhiwwow back at da wanch..........