Where do y'alls buy buwwets nowadays

[Frazz]

Uwge to wun to the baffwoom a wot, because it just wuns thwew you like...

[balsum fractus]

......coows wite.....you know what dey say about Amewican beew....you don' buy it, you only went it fow haf an houw......

[Frazz]

and, boy, did fwazz get an edwucation hewe. He tought the onwy stuff you cowld went for half houw was...

[balsum fractus]

...the swedish bikini team (hubba hubba....) but unfowtunatwy, they have a vewy stwick managew who is also a wanchew........

[Frazz]

and I hewd he has a wifle and buwwets, and its a good thing he doesnt have any buwwets woaded wiff salt, cuz fwank doesnt want his...

[Buzzardbeak]

geoduck too salty, since this doesn't mix well with the Wainew beew, causing him to viowentwy thwow.....

[jetmex]

...his buwwetwess wifle acwoss the wiving woom, where it cwashed into a cwedenza full of.....

[balsum fractus]

...Walph's weindeer which wose wapidly and wan awound the woom................

[jetmex]

...scweaming, "Wudolph!! Wudolph!! I can't see the gwow from your wed nose any more!!"  Wudolph then fwew out the window, fowwowing a fweight twain that was wolling on twacks past the.....

[Frazz]

wed wiver winery, which Walph wanted weawwy weawwy bad to go in the gwapes, but Wanda, the winery wady, ....

[balsum fractus]

 ...weawily washed Walphs wotten gwapes with Wed Wiver Wose' which was wegwetful ........

[Frazz]

because Cawl wanted to wash something weawwy bad in the wine, but Biwwy, his wife, said....

[wtxsflyr]

You ain't washing that in this good wine,  go get some of Wevewend Way Hightowew's Gwenwevit,  But Wevewend Way was....

[jetmex]

....weawwy cwaving a cool wefweshing Coows beer.  So the Wevewend wounded up Wudoplph, Walph, and the west of the weindeer, pwogwammed the GPS, gwabbed Wanda and wapped her in a camo bwanket. Then they headed for the wand of pure spwing water in Cowowado, where he found Ewic the Wancher......

[Frazz]

quicking his heels togethew thwee times ovew and ovew, saying thewes no pwace wike home, thewes now pwace wike home, but he had induldged in coows wight too many times and his boots wewe not wed, so...