Where do y'alls buy buwwets nowadays

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he woouuund  up in wyomingg instead of kansas...but neveew feaww,  he    was  vewy wesssowcefull....

[Frazz]

sqiwwell catchew, and he catches them and puts them in twees tied by the taiws, then takes pikchews... oww dats dat othew guy, and...

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meanwhiow, Fwaz and he wovwy wife went a wow boat in new owleans and begin to paddow out to the middow of the cawwibean, knowing that they have no intewnet and that.......

[jetmex]

...piwates in submawines were wurking just below the surface of the water. But, the destwoyers of the Jamaican navy were sent to wescue the cwuise ship, which wesulted in Fwazz and his wovewy wife having to wow their wowboat to.....

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 cwuise ship as fwaz needed to use the westwoom because he caught a nasty case of twavewers diawehia fwom dwinking the watew....