Where is everyone? Part deiux....

[Onepoint]

Heh, don't get me started about the ruling class and the serfs. 

[stetto]

said the crotchety old hay feeder as it manuevered it's way right in front of...

[Frazz]

The line at the local chik fil e and for dessert ordered a rainbow s...herbet ice cream and then...

[balsum fractus]

....grabbed his serf board and headed out to the nearest hay field to hang 10, or whatever it is that serfers do.......

[Frazz]

which must be waaaaaay more important than keeping a story or two going just for fun   

[Onepoint]

Importance being relative,  however his brain being short circuited after trying  to figure out for 3 friggin weeks why the baler won't tie, finally had him go off the deep end and ....

[stetto]

...buy a powder blue Bugatti with an electric...

[Frazz]

tushwiper...

[jetmex]

...which was connected via wireless internet to the....

[Frazz]

button in the house so that when Mr Hayfeeder  slacks off, she who is in command...

[Onepoint]

Can give him an electric powered wake up call.  However, after one such session, he had noticed the electric motor on the tush wiper and started to wonder if it could be adapted to...

[jetmex]

...a rotary oscillating cow patty flinging device, which could mounted on the front of the tractor and be used for...

[Frazz]

the obvious, and mr hay feeder has probably wore out a few of these devices, but this is not the case today.  Remember, Mr Hayfeeder has a knotty baler, er it is not Knotty at all, so he rigged up the motor to the string assembly with an auxiliary gungulator shaft and an arrhythmic accelerator and...

[jetmex]

....a really cool velvet painting of Elvis, which was carefully hung next to....

[stetto]

...the hayfeeder, to save on dents and maybe a...