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Started by Frazz, July 12, 2012, 01:48:21 PM

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balsum fractus

#30
July 24, 2012, 07:47:02 PM
...Snarky Puppy covers on the accordion, which just thrilled the tractor driver.....

jetmex

#31
July 25, 2012, 08:29:20 AM
...so much that he had a vision.  A vision of......

Frazz

#32
July 25, 2012, 12:44:25 PM
Wtf would happen if you played snarky puppy backwards....
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

#33
July 25, 2012, 02:21:08 PM
...and so, hooking his faithful Gibson Super Hooter electric accordion to the amp driven off the tractor's pto, he proceeded to play Snarky Puppy backwards.  After a few chords, he was amazed to see that.....

balsum fractus

#34
July 26, 2012, 09:08:17 PM
...time seemed to stand still, and he had this powerful urge to end his pitiful existence rather than listen to another chord........

Frazz

#35
July 27, 2012, 12:33:13 AM
so he did a in-a-gadda-da-vida solo on his backup banjo and made mr fractus look at his watch again and it was a rolex, not a timex, so...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

#36
July 27, 2012, 09:00:19 AM
...it took a licking, but failed to keep ticking. The Rolex was connected via wifi to the warp drive plasma generation modulating regurgitator on the tractor, so when it quit ticking.....

balsum fractus

#37
July 30, 2012, 08:00:22 PM
......at precisely 88mph, Mr Fusion kicked in and.......

Frazz

#38
July 30, 2012, 08:56:49 PM
transmogrified the dilythium crystals into ...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

#39
August 01, 2012, 06:41:02 AM
...cheesecake!  With strawberries and chocolate sauce!  Unfortunately, our tractor driver was allergic to cheesecake, which caused him to break out in horrible.....

Frazz

#40
August 01, 2012, 12:40:46 PM
episode of cutting the cheese profusely, so much so that...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#41
August 01, 2012, 09:17:09 PM
...Snarky Puppy became the Hurling Houndogs.......but that is not important....since we are in the middle of travelling thru time itself thanks to the DeLorian shaped tractor.......

stetto

#42
August 02, 2012, 06:04:41 AM
...and the fact that time waits for no one...

Frazz

#43
August 02, 2012, 10:39:06 AM
Made me crank up some rock tunes pertaining to time somehow, and say... If you play country and western backwards and you get yer dog back,ex's back, etc., what happens if rock is played backwards?  I think you get...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#44
August 03, 2012, 07:40:36 PM
....a very sudden decline in the birthrate because everyone......
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