MetJex and the booolet

Started by Frazz, November 13, 2012, 11:31:21 AM

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balsum fractus

" on the whole,................."

Frazz

wheat bagel he had spread some...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

....of Tio Sancho's rocket fu.....errr.....salsa, which turned out to be so hot that....

Frazz

when the northerner Mr Canuckistan let one whoosh  :eusa_hand:  :eek5:  :eusa_clap: it melted so much of that snow that...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

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it drowned all the prairie dogs this side of Kansas. The good people of Kansas needed a hero to defend them from the hords of illegal immigrant prairie dogs....Inspector Frazz started chooting....

Frazz

all of Juan Wayno's buwwets up and...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

..the prairie dawgs, tired of being shot at all the time and not being able to do anything about it, had finally had enough.  Juan Wayno was extememly surprised to see a prairie dawg army advancing on his hacienda, armed with.....

balsum fractus

an airsoft mounted on a John Deere with an endless supply of prairie dawg pellets.... the chooting began and Juan Wayno ....aka Eenspector Frazz ......aka Herr Doktor Frazzenheimer began to scream like a......

Frazz

rolls royce turbine because when el sancho  brought a mirror, there was an image of zrct02 holding up a straight edge razor and...
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zrct02

since he sometimes shows symptoms of Parkinson's and Herr Doktor Frazzenheimer didn't know...

jetmex

...that zrct02 (who was really an advanced cyborgtronic robot with a few software glitches sent by the prairie dawgs to infiltrate the humans), was actually there to shave Herr Doktor Frazzenheimer's.....

Frazz

time off of the quarter mile in the ole Case International tractor, so...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

..after filling the Case's tank with some of Tio Sancho's sals...errr...rocket fuel, Herr Doktor Frazzenheimer sat zrct02 in the driver's seat and instructed him to fire up the engine.  Suddenly....

balsum fractus

....the 192 dumptruck loads of snow arrived at casa del Frazz.....

Frazz

Balsams imagination was working overtime it appears and I would suspect him smoking something but it is christmas season, so there are visions of sugarplumbs and...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back