MetJex and the booolet

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.....Senor Frazz still hasn't come to grips with all those dumptrucks and prairie dawgs invading his plantation....he raced for his burro and..........

[Frazz]

and Meeester canoookistan hasnt fathomed that we havent had 2 flakes of snow, which I might add that honcho hoarded those 2  from the last storm  ahhhh haha hahaha ( maniacal laugh over thinking about snow) and ill throw in a few prairie dogs in the mix, and I will take that burrito that was offered and...

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...correction - burro, not burritto.....

[Frazz]

and so (oh man, isnt that a homely looking burro at that) El Juan Wayno is on his way to...

[jetmex]

...the West Texas town of El Paso to buy un caballo suave.  Unfortunately, he was a little short of pesos, so he was forced to sell his...

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...magic beans that the woodsman....er... Wyoming rancher.... had given him........

[Frazz]

but the evil dr. zrct02 got wind of the beans and...

[zrct02]

got wind.  Then he...

[Frazz]

said "hey, I'm still alive, the world didn't end today" , so with much relief...

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.....thanked his lucky stars; took an oath of eternal poverty; and gave all his stuff away to......

[Frazz]

the government, then donned his shorts and thongs and went to el paso, where on the way...

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.....he lost his dignity....

[Frazz]

but then the lucky hombre abscounded home with a half dozen dozen (is that half gross or half a gross  ) of those homemade tamalies, which I would trade a box of bullets for...

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his beemer, for he had the secret "James Bond" option. Among many cool features, it could....

[Frazz]

make frazz's paycheck disappear faster than a