Soooo....

[Buzzardbeak]

...some loose women, wearing nothing but a .....

[stetto]

...loose hay bale, which prompts most visitors to...

[balsum fractus]

...blush and look the other way, especially when one of the "loose women" is a cigar chompin' individual known to all. (remember this remark?

whilst wife and I were in St Maartin in march, I paid a woman to...

), With the tell tale stalk of wheat hanging from his mouth, he drawled ".......

[Frazz]

" Lady, let me try rollin one of them on your thighs", then she and the wife simultaneously....

[Buzzardbeak]

.....beat him about the face and body, yelling you filthy prevert (the first stage of being a pervert), we're gonna kick your.....

[stetto]

...dog and make up stories about you to spread all over the...

[jetmex]

...internet.  They must be true if they're on the internet.  Unfortunately, the story got mixed up with another site and was posted along with pictures from....

[Frazz]

Nony's secret tv love, ethyl merman, and

[balsum fractus]

..Dr Nighmare shown here removing Fraz's tongue...which is why he can't talk so good..however, it created more room in his mouth for.....

[jetmex]

...that huge gooeyduck that came from the planet....

[Frazz]

Krypton, however Frazz has a stash of kryptonite and superfrazz aint puttin no gooyduck in his mouth for sure, oyster maybe, but noooo gooyduck, thats for sure, but maybe...

[balsum fractus]

 mmmmmgggffff gggooooofffff fmmmgggg <gag>.......

[Frazz]

mumbled nony sitting in a dark corner when Ethyl sweetly asked if nony could...

[jetmex]

....put on the thong and sing that country song about.....

[stetto]

...frost down on yer pumpkin, which is hillbilly code for...