Well

[balsum fractus]

.....got out his Funk and Wagnell's and turned to page 429, which read.....

[jetmex]

.....verrrrrrry interrrrestink.  But schtupid.  Next to that was a picture of....

[balsum fractus]

.....crop circles out near the Fubar Spatula Emporium.......

[Frazz]

with a like button imprinted on a fence post that when you push it...

[stetto]

...it pushes back, creating the impression that....

[jetmex]

...the fence post likes you, which may not be true because everyone knows that fence posts are....

[stetto]

...mean spirited little bastiges, related to hayfeeders and like to...

[balsum fractus]

......perteck thar kinfolk speshully when one of thar own haz bin greevusly injurd by a model.......

[Onepoint]

..and even though had it coming, retribution caused a clan war, with talk of allying with prairiedogs who everyone knows are little jihadists and have....

[jetmex]

...formed a military alliance with the gophers, who are now trying to tunnel into Stetto's house to find out if he really does have a .....

[Frazz]

basement full of gold and 100$ bills stashed down there...

[stetto]

...like his daughter and now most of her friends believe....Stetto wishes it were true, because...

[jetmex]

....what was really down there was something the gophers had been looking for for years to prove the theory that....

[Onepoint]

The world is flat and that Wyoming actually exists, which is currently claimed as 'junk science' by the international beaver board,  who claim that.... 

[Frazz]

Carl is still sipping on that jet fuel.  By now, he should be in the mood to...