We Don't Have A Joke Thread....Here's One!!

Started by stetto, March 06, 2020, 10:31:06 AM

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#45
November 16, 2020, 07:21:17 PM
Don't believe anything you read on public restroom walls. Sharon is not up for a good time.

What an awkward phone call that was.

Frazz

#46
November 24, 2020, 03:00:02 PM
"What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?" "All about that baste."
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Frazz

#47
November 24, 2020, 03:05:48 PM
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't drink eat this much!"
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Frazz

#48
November 24, 2020, 03:13:38 PM
"What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?" "The casse-role."
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Frazz

#49
November 24, 2020, 03:14:49 PM
"Why did the cranberries turn red?" "Because they saw the turkey dressing."
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Frazz

#50
November 24, 2020, 03:15:55 PM
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#51
November 25, 2020, 08:53:00 PM
You can shake your head, but you have to smile at the creativity....


https://youtu.be/i_EoeTLF6Tc

Onepoint

#52
January 04, 2021, 02:16:22 PM
Times are tough, so once again I will be selling nudes of myself 

5$ to get one
25$ not to get one

wtxsflyr

#53
January 05, 2021, 09:01:35 PM
Oh my!

Frazz

#54
January 08, 2021, 08:20:46 PM
A weasel walked into a bar. Bartender says "I have never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" 



"Pop" goes the weasel.
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#55
January 14, 2021, 09:37:08 PM
"Well, here is your problem." the doctor says to the first time father.
"It seems that this child needs a diaper change."
The new father then replies "but I swear, that package said it was good for 8-10 lbs."

Frazz

#56
January 25, 2021, 06:59:54 AM
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eye.


I now have Heinzsight.
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

#57
January 25, 2021, 03:36:44 PM
If I miss my afternoon nap, does that mean that I am resisting a rest??

balsum fractus

#58
February 01, 2021, 08:16:51 AM
He's baaaaaaaaack! For those of you who are "Far Side" fans, Gary Larsen has started a website sharing his iconic cartoons......

https://www.thefarside.com/

Frazz

#59
February 02, 2021, 10:50:13 PM
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.


Jack and the beans talk.
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back
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