Meanwhile, back at the ranch.....

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....Crazy Stetto's snowblower and spatula emporium! With prices soooooo low that you have to come in to see them for your self !! don't wait, come in today!! Let our eager and somewhat trained staff help you with all your snow blower needs!!! Need a spatula?? Why we can help you there too! Our highly trained spatula specialist can flip and flap you in the right direction.........

[Frazz]

Not mentioning ^ any names but^^ somebody had^ a little ^ extra ^ sugar ^^ in their ^^ pecan pie^^^ this thanksgiving holiday^^

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<pause> Nope, not me...our thanksgiving was back in October..</pause>

[Onepoint]

mmm, spatulas, can never have enough good spatulas.

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.....especially for flipping your Krispy Kreme donuts......

[Buzzardbeak]

.....into the truck for a road trip to Fubar Hill to visit the.......

[Onepoint]

Infamous hayfeeder, because everyone knows...

[stetto]

...that without a treacherous, balsa-hating hayfeeder you ain't been...

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...worthy enough to wear the famous paper hat...

[Buzzardbeak]

..and have the masses kneel before you, shouting.......

[Frazz]

Hey......teachah.........leave them kids alone.......

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..alone?  One is the loneliest number....................

[Frazz]

number?   number 9...number 9... number 9...

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 9?   99 Red balloons.......Ninety-nine red balloons
Floating in the summer sky ......

[Frazz]

Sky?   Lucy in the skyyyyyyy.. with diamonds.....