Canadian Bacon

[Frazz]

So how do you guys get the bacon to be circles instead of strips? 

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Round pigs!

[jetmex]

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me, a beer

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks and a beer (okay)
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer (okay)

There should be more there, right?

Where? Go

Fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four pounds of backbacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer

In a tree, see you need more
Fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer, what was it? In a tree!

Okay, on the sixth go
Of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six packs of two-four
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree!

Okay, kay

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven packs of smokes
(Nice gift) oh, six packs of two-four!
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree!

Right, I keep forgetting
Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas
It's too hard for us!

Um
Go, hoser
Oh

Eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes, six packs of two-four
Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer on my tree

Yeah That beer's empty okay day uh twelve!
Uh, twelve
Good day, and welcome to day twelve

Five golden touques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer, in a tree

Beauty, eh?

Where'd you learn to do that?

Uh, albums

Boy so, like, that's our song, merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!

And good day, you hoser!

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Thank you Bob and Doug !!


Was that song a cult classic down there??

[jetmex]

Oh yeah.  I sing it to this day.  Along with this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjGtsu00K1k

[stetto]

The kids adopted Die Hard as their official "it ain't Christmas until..." movie.

This year I'm trying to change the tradition a bit...

https://youtu.be/h5mdsgZnpyI

[wtxsflyr]

I think I need to watch that!