I'd Give My Left ___ For a Flippin Break

[Frazz]

daisy bb gun, because after he got his scope all ghetto'd, he ran outta moolah, so he...

[jetmex]

...went to Honcho's place, hoping to borrow some atomic BB's and a...........

[zrct02]

water pistol so he could...

[Frazz]

squirt stetto when he wasnt lookin, and zrct shot him right in the ...

[jetmex]

...rotunda, which was really tender from all the.....

[Frazz]

"Whoa whatta dream" stetto shouted as he woke up from another nightmarish wet dre.... er dream.   Now either that squirtgun was real or I might have...

[jetmex]

...eaten a few too many of those really good mushrooms that Mrs. Stetto was growing in that damp spot by the garage.  That probably caused......

[Frazz]

the other guys not to help me an ole jetmex to do this story, so....

[jetmex]

...feeling neglected, Frazz and Jetmex saddled up the horses and headed west with Hopalong Cassidy, Buffalo Bill, Jesse James and 300 unidentified Indians.  As they rode off.....

[Frazz]

Frazz and Jetmex were smokin ceegars, and after about 5 min of puffing, the indians got all riled up.... seems jetmex's smoke signal puffs...

[wtxsflyr]

said something to the effect of  " Bringin' the injuns,  get the pit ready for a b-b-que", which they interpreted as....

[jetmex]

*We interrupt this story for a brief newsflash:  THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!*  Sorry, New York.......   We now return you to the Fubar saga currently in progress:


....yet another violation of the Stetto-Indian treaty of 1903, which stated that anyone making smoke signals in the vicinity of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota had to.....

[Frazz]

roll up enough ceegar type objects for all, and stetto, being a musician, knew exactly how to roll all of them objects, because...