poodle and a schnauzer, so when the doorbell rings...

...this watchdog named Rolex can...

..sing " I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener dog".....

...thus earning himself a spot on the hit tv show "American Fido", where, with the female judge, he proceeded to....

demonstrate just why he was a young mutt of questionable character, because he...

...(sorry in advance, but technically... ) snarked the bitch, licked himself for a minute, then...

....proclaimed, "Mama Mia, thatsa spicy meataball!!"  An advertising executive in the audience, upon hearing this, said.....

OMG that dog is so handsome and talented I cant believe...

I Can't Believe This Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza Isn't American
( http://gizmodo.com/5899852/i-cant-believe-this-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza-isnt-american )

But there has got to be something better.....

...than sitting in a tractor all day listening to snarky puppy when one could have been...

...attending the first (or second, I forget) annual Hayfeeder, Bumper Camera and Berm Festival, which this year was moved to French Broad TN because....

jetmex kinda likes lil French maids, and besides, the house of the rising sun was booked solid

The change in venue confused many of the fans of the hard hair country hip pop rockabilly band, Stetto and the Leather Suicide Albinos, who showed their frustration by....

...changing their name to Benfff, generating a resurgence of the...

all synthesizer band specializing in...