US Army surplus 8-track tapes of the Best of the Golden 50s TV Theme Songs and a large....

....flock of house trained gophers carrying "Protect the Rodents!" and "Rodents are furry forest creatures too!" placards.......

...which are manufactured by the furry rodent union in an environmentally friendly factory in Kuala Lumpur which only uses organic placard stuff.  Meanwhile, Jetmex, who was still busy scrounging jet fuel for Frazz, discovered that....

...he could make a killing on the deal because Frazz didn't know jet fuel from....

...apple cider, which he though he was imbibing but was really, high octane gas which when he lit his cigar....

...set his crops on fire which turned out to be a good thing as he inadvertently wiped out the flock of furry gophers and....

learned a valuable life lesson on jet fuel and high octane.  However, down in Mexico a few years ago at a tequila factory, there were samples of tequila in various stages of ripeness, and that first stage tasted like...

...that spray sealer stuff you use to make screen doors into boats.  It proved to be too hard to get into those little airline size bottles, so....

he stuffed his pockets with the junk that's left over when you...

....Scrape a septic tank. The fumes were so bad, they wouldn't let him........

...in Hooters, which was a shame because he missed all the ...

visuals that the servers were showing, which was...

Kinda heartbreaking, 'cause they don't dress Hooters girls like Hooters girls anymore, more like Frazz's....

....hero Junior Samples....

so Frazz takes one look inside the front door of that restaurant and hightails it outta there, and swears he is never....