I'd Give My Left ___ For a Flippin Break

Started by stetto, June 25, 2010, 05:46:37 AM

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Onepoint

Went OK I take it?   Hopefully this will put you back to just feeling old, not old and wore out. ;)

stetto

Actually, my back hasn't felt this good in a very long time. Doc said they removed an arthritic spur the size of a thumbnail.

My voice sounds like a cross between Lee Marvin and Vin Diesel on helium. I'm told it will should change back...

Getting out of bed hurts, so I've been advised not to.

The wife has turned Gulag commandant on me. Last week she said I could go back to work on Monday in a supervisory capacity. Now that she's actually seen the scar she says "Maybe Wednesday"... :eusa_wall:

My musician buddies are egging me on to record some songs like this...Guess I have the time. :eek5:

Onepoint

Heheh, I have the album name, "Stetto, plugged"

balsum fractus


Frazz

Ahhh Mannnn.   Stetto, hope ya get the better end of this coming to you. 


To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

stetto

Huh, I just checked the calander and it is Wednesday...I'm still home.

My "assistant" is hauling sugarbeets right now, and the main harvest starts next Friday--Frau Whipsundchains will not allow me left unattended, so my rehabilitation may last longer than I planned.

The throat is mighty swollen this morning, inside and out. Back feels great, unless I cough....

balsum fractus

It could be that the good Frau wants to keep you around a bit longer....... :devil:

zrct02

I've noticed that wives tend to get that way.
There's not a thing that can be done about it.
Best to follow orders.

wtxsflyr

Hang in there stetto, things will get better.  Glad to hear that your back is feeling so much better.

stetto

Thanks for the frivolity guys, I need it.

Woke up without a neck this morning--Wasn't in the brochure. Doesn't hurt or anything ( *cough*hydrocodone*cough*), but swallowing is a tactical adventure. No wonder they gave me so many refills on the dope.

My voice is all but gone, so I've decided to go without it for a while.

Reading a Doris Day bio. Hate to dispell anyone's fantazizations, but she weren't no virgin... :P

Onepoint

No way! A hollywood starlet less than pure?  I may be scarred for life now.  :icon_smile:

So no neck,  whats holding on your head? Or did they just mount straight to the shoulder?

balsum fractus

I dunno.....I think we are getting the short end of the stick here.... if they keep removing parts, there is less and less of you to be friends with... :sadness: :icon_wink:

jetmex

Hey Stetto, I have a high torque servo sitting around that you can have if you need something to move your head with.  Just make sure Terrin has the frequency pin for the radio, wouldn't want you to get hit..... :disturbed:

wtxsflyr

That is too funny Jaime.  This picture popped into my head of stetto setting in his recliner trying to recoup a little bit, when all of the sudden, bam his head jerks to one side then back to center.  Kind of like a nervous twitch, only on steroids.  And I can just see puddin' face, setting in her room messing with stetto's transmitter, wondering why pops keeps hollering when she moves this lever....... :devil: :devil: :devil:

Carl

Onepoint

Heheh, we we know what dance Stetto will be good at at parties, everyone will watch him do the robot.  :icon_lol: