I'd Give My Left ___ For a Flippin Break

Started by stetto, June 25, 2010, 05:46:37 AM

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Frazz

I think Stetto should write an electronic song, and call it ..... "Servo Stetto".    :devil:  Hmmm, that could make for one of the famous fubarhill fabuloulsly formed and forever funny fabled ficticious short stories, written by none other than the gang.
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

(cue theme music from "Leave It To Stetto")

The servo sat alone on the workbench, waiting for something to happen.  Stetto's doctor passed by and....

Frazz

picked it up and went "hmmm this looks interesting" and then he...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

Thought ".. I need a theme for that new TV series that I am funding with my pocket change....what to call it? What to call it?? "
"That 70's Stetto ?
The Stettoridge Family?
All in the Stetto Family?
Stetto Five-O ?
Stetto Trek?
Survivor Stetto Style?
Stetto-ing with the Stars?
Americas funniest Stetto?
oooo .....ooooo.....I know!!!  Stetto's Anatomy!!"


Frazz

"Sooooo, the doc exclaimed, these servo things will turn things left or right, or forward and back".  "how many of them do we have, nurse wratchet?"...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

"Well," she replied, "we have a few itty bitty ones, and one great big one."

The doctor thought about this for a moment.

"Nurse Wratchet, we can rebuild him.  We can make him better.  We have the technology.  And it'll only cost six dollars!"

(cue theme music, "The Six Dollar Stetto".....)

stetto


Frazz

Meanwhile, puddinface notices the TIH-nih-nih-nih-nih-nih-nih-nih.... from the Stett, and decides to charge the batteries up, and...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

 is interupted by the doctor...."If we are going to do this right, we need the $6 Bionic Woman!! What was her name...Lindsay something...... Lindsay....Lindsay...oh what the heck is her name??...........LOHAN!!!!   Get me Lindsay Lohan on the phone!! We need her!! "

stetto

But the ansthetic hasn't kicked in yet, and when Stetto hears the Lohan remark he commences to choke on his toungue, which...

Frazz

prompts superwoma... er 6$ woman to do the hind-lick maneuver on the poor choking stetto :disturbed:
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

Onepoint

Which caused a sudden jolt in stetto blood pressure, triggering the alarms and the automated vacuum (yeah, stettos wards is funny that way) which then interfered with his servo signal causing...

jetmex

...an automated message to be sent to the nearest Hoover service center.  Esmerelda Hoover, who answered the phone, listened to the message and screamed, "Fosdick!!  Come here!!  We have a......"

balsum fractus

".....doctor looking for Lindsay Lohan, and he is willing to put up bail money....however he keeps muttering something about a "sheep highteck serveo" or something..."

Frazz

To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back