...and the TX fully trimmed and programmed, the pre-"flight" uncovered something disturbing; The slow-yet-high-torque landing gear servo was installed in his...

...manly big toe... suddenly those ballet lessons as a kid started to make sense for now he could......

..do touch and goes without leaving the Barcalounger.  The unexpected problem with this was.....

the cat with the sharp claws really liked things vigglin, ( like a big toe) so puddinface...

who thought his big toe wasn't properly 'trimmed' took stetto to get a pedicure.  The big Vietnamese lady...

grabbed aholt of stetto's...

...transmitter and said, "I wonder what would happen if I moved this switch labeled "FLAP"....."  So she did, and....

One arm moved up and down and he made clucking noises, which caused...

...the cook to race in, screaming "Yoo GO now! You eat noooo vegable...Yoo..."

"...no likee my moo shu poodle!!"  Just before he went kung fu on Stetto, the big Vietnamese lady noticed the transmitter label that said "DUAL RATE" and......

You bad man,  no free runch, but of course......

"DUAL RATE" was the secret switch that summoned Frau Stetto.......

because stetto was trying to do something so fast

hair was flyin' out of Stetto's ...

...guitar...that D@mn cat had been using it for a scratching post again!!!! Dazed and confused from all the meds, Stetto...