I'd Give My Left ___ For a Flippin Break

Started by stetto, June 25, 2010, 05:46:37 AM

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Frazz

thought he was reaching for the transmitter stick, but instead grabbed...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

stetto

...the closest microphone and started belting out...

Frazz

some opera, imitating Signor Foghorni, the great Hibernian basso-tenore robusto-profondo voice...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

....and began with his signature tune "Home, home on the range........."

All the dogs..............

Onepoint

Started to howl, but abruptly quit to chase a guy on a stick horse who was ...

stetto

...not Stetto, rather a misinformed superfan of Stetto's named Nony, who thought...

Frazz

I sure hope I dont get a splinter right there, because...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

stetto

...I'm ridin' tight, and forgot to wear my...

jetmex

....silk BVD's, which prevents chafing of my....

balsum fractus

 YCCCHHH!!! What a terrible dream!!! Stetto awoke with a start.......

But there was another noise in the otherwise quiet and dark bedroom...a faint clink clinking...strang, yet somewhat familiar...........Wait a minute!! That is the sound of Frazz undoing his belt......

Frazz

beltzenhaagen beer which he happily hands one to stetto and a cigar also, but alas....
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

his beltless pants drop to the floor, exposing......

Frazz

exposing Nony over in the corner writing fantasy novels...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus

.......naw.....it couldn't be......his flashlight wasn't that bright.....the groogy drug induced semi coma dream continued.........can I change channels to something less revolting?........how about fitness.....yeah...theres LeAnn Rimes....yeah....that's more like it..........mmmmmmm..........

Frazz

so after seeing the cover of the magazine, stetto grabs the transmitter so he can operate the servo that runs his...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back