I'd Give My Left ___ For a Flippin Break

Started by stetto, June 25, 2010, 05:46:37 AM

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jetmex

....eyeballs.  But, since the large Vietnamese woman (who still secretly had a crush on Stetto and was not at all happy at his ogling Nony...err...ummm.....LeAnn) had flipped the Dual Rate switch, the result was....

balsum fractus

..Frau Stetto rushes into the room, sees Stetto, the magazine cover, the pants on the floor, and the knife dripping with blood....."AHAAAA!" She exclaims "Zer haf been und.........."

Frazz

underneath zee cah, sniffing fumes with uncle Nony, but nony, looking at the magazine cover, got something stuck in the exhaust pipe, so stetto tried to get it out but slipped...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

stetto

...into a self-induced coma, just to get away from that stick pony ridin'...

jetmex

...Honcho, who, after a slight disagreement with a certain hay feeder, discovered Puddin' Face's magic transmitter lying forgotten (because everyone else was ogling Nony) on a table.  With an evil smile, Honcho....

Frazz

twitched the throttle lever to and fro, which made...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

balsum fractus


Frazz

because he put his thong on backwards and...
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

...horrifed because he had made such a basic thong mistake, turned to Frazz (The Thong Master) for guidance.  Frazz looked down and discovered that....

Onepoint

 the reversed thong chafing caused a bad attitude and made Jetmex surely, so then he wondered if that what was Bin ladens problem, but then realized  he probably didn't wear any under wear his thoughts drifted to... (Frazz has deep thoughts when encountering thong under wear  :disturbed:)...

Frazz

making sure the servo batteries were 110% charged up, so that the extra super duper strong high torque servo that was hooked up to stetto's right leg would kick a certain hay guy and jet guy right in the... :icon_razz:
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

jetmex

....tailpipe, causing the afterburner to light off, which, aggravated by the too-tight reversed Frazzthong, caused....

Frazz

Jetmex's super (snuck out the back door one night) duper continental jet engine fired grill to spontaneously light, so Jetmex threw a couple of....
To understand true love, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is glad to see you when you come back

stetto


jetmex

....zucchinis on the grill, which was not exactly what Frazz was expecting.  Puzzled, he.....