but wait..... there's more!!


His eager hands hold
The package he got
He can't wait to see
What UPS brought.

With Puddinface's help
he unties the string,
rips the brown paper,
Then opens the thing.

A cute little nose
recoils in shock,,,
"Eewww.... that stinks!"
was the comment he got.

"Shhh, don't wake Mom
my little partner-in-crime...
She'll confine me to quarters,
and make me do time."

They failed to notice
At the top of stair,
Stood the Warden herself
With an unpleasant glare.

"Put those things down
They are no good for you...
they make your breath smell
like an old rotten shoe"

"They're bad for your health
you know what I mean....
you'll bleed from both eyes
and your skin will turn green."

" Now put those cigars
up on the shelf.....
I'll come down to get them
and smoke them myself!"



(With apologies to Mrs Stetto......)

 Bravo 

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...So then.......

Stetto pulled his wife aside
To show off Nony's poetic pride
And show her how much Fubar members cared
Terrin was somewhat bemused
At how her honor was abused
And said "Let's book a flight on Canadair"

Well Stetto tried to calm her down
And make a smile from her frown
But Portuguese and Irish is her mix
I doubt I'm gonna have to 'splain
That those two ancestries can make
A temper that is hot and hard to fix

I plied her with exotic wine
Hoping it might work-----this time
But there are days where you just never know
She kind of settled down--But then
She asked for her glass filled again
Alas, the bottle empty, I sad "no"

And suddenly her target shifted
So Nony, you've been surely gifted
However, guess who's in the barrel now
So if you guys don't hear from me
Before year Twenty Twenty-Three..........
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I took a bullet for the Fubar crowd...

T'was pure fiction,
...a fable....a story
It might have caused grief
I might be sorry

The characters imaginary..
The plot was pretend
The only motive
was to amuse my friends.

no relation to reality
living or dead....
It's all make belief
is all that I said.

Aw Nony, don't get sensitive
My old Lady gets and gives
In honesty she hasn't seen this yet
Just thought I'd give you one small razz
After all, this thread belongs to Frazz
We got off topic, rhyming epithet

Ah, it that case............


Fight's on!!!     I'll get the popcorn......

Short Break in the Action;


Frazzy you de man, you are
dude-and-a-half, two dudes for sure
Just lit my first lil' Montecruz
It hit the spot, and thanks to youz!

A bullet wound and a scar!! Them must be pretty good Ceeeeeee- garrrrrrrrrrrrrs! 

Quotedon't get sensitive

said poem has been de-sensitized as requested........

Ron,
Got your cigars long ago, lost you address tho.  Have you tried payless-cigars.com
I'm particularly fond of La Gloria Cubana Series R Maduro No. 6

(hard rock introduction, synths purring )

you guys are great
you guys are fun
Ida poeted earlier but
I was on the run

you see, I have a new
daughter in law now
So the wife and I
were witnessing their vow

(lead guitar riffs)

I thought we were in a state of confusion
but the food there had such a good aroma
We had a good time and gained a new family
down in the state of oklahoma

(Synth solo)

now we're home and all tuckered out
wallet is flat as a kansas farm ground
but the new family is great
and they wear a new crown

They are away on a cruise
first one they have ever had
if its anything like ours
it wont be bad

(Another super cool synth solo)

this thread is fun and I didnt knowit
but you guys are all great a poet
My lyrics and rhymes dont make sense worth a dang
but Im sure that I had fun writing that thang.

(synths purring...fading... fading..... fading into nothingness,
fubarians awstruck by the cool rock song)

Hope ya like em stetto.  I do.  They are great for a short (30-45 min) time instead of 2-3 hours for the big honkers.

Quote from: zrct02 on October 10, 2009, 02:58:33 PM
Ron,
Got your cigars long ago, lost you address tho.  Have you tried payless-cigars.com
I'm particularly fond of La Gloria Cubana Series R Maduro No. 6

is this IkeeMike??      Good to see on on here ole buddy.

Buzzardbeak and Jetmex, good to see you guys too.  we were down in houston at some bigazzed aeroporto and we were on a continental airliner and had a 5 hour layover and no phone number.    I should let the air outta a tire and you coulda fixed it and... well id prolly be in jail tho lol.  Anyway thought about ya for a while.

Nope.  Roger Thompson down in TX.

Quote from: zrct02 on October 11, 2009, 05:58:41 PM
Nope.  Roger Thompson down in TX.

By gummy my memory is not very good.  I clear forgot aboutcha 

And no, havent tried that cigar place.  It may be worth a look into though.  and you smoke a fine mosquito repeller yourself sir.  I'm familiar with that brand, but not that particular repeller.

Call me any time Frazz.  I emailed you my phone numbers.