Stetto, wherefore art thou, my most gracious weather...

...knowing well that he would answerth not, for yon Stetto doth not dilly dally in such silliness of fiction, such being a practical character of serious nature doth not persue the folly of his otherwise noble friends.......

Harketh there, dear canuckistanian, I fear sir stetto sitteth at the wooden shrine with cheek tightly clenched, thinking that he WANTS so badlyeth to  contributeth to the noble cause that...

....he hauled out his Funk and Wagnalls to see what the hell that Canadian was talking about.  Unable to findeth anything, he hauled out his trusty phone and called....

...Shakespeare, who also had no clue what the previouseth clowns sayeth, and with that he(eth)...

Was thusly deemed unclenched, whicheth was a hugeth relief because ...

....a movement! A movement.....my kingdom for a bowe............

bowl of wheaties, as Mr Minniasotaeth man has to get out and chase bigfoot and such around the yardeth arrrrrrh.....  Next thing ya know he his gonna have a moat with gators aroundeth said castle, er kingdom to keepeth out the ...

...cougars, who were stalking the local bars, looking for middle aged....

...has-been bass players with a very mean, possessive bride who would...

...give up the pleasures of El Cubana~ in order to prolong his lifespan, for...

$65000.00 Lincoln pickup witheth a hugeus front bumper so...

...His cee-gars don't bumb against the steering wheel, since he refuses to give up his...

country music slaying superhero suit, which by the way, has a built in...

...confuser ray gun, which shoots deadly Fubar rays at unsuspecting victims......like that skinny stranger over there....