Don't let the day kick you in the huevos. 

I just discovered I qualify for senior discounts, at least they ask 1st.  I saw a sign in the liquor store saying they ask for ID if you're under 50... they didn't ask for it.     

Jaime!!

YOU!!!

Good to know you're still having them.

Yeah, my feeble attempts to remain 29 have failed miserably for three and a half decades now.  Pat now refers to me as "Mr. Medicare".  And I finally qualify for every senior discount there is, including the gummer menu at IHOP!!

Happy Birthday Jaime,

I am right behind you.