Well

[balsum fractus]

Gopher hill in Honcho's front yard....

[wtxsflyr]

That were as tall as a hay feeder, which caused......

[jetmex]

...the gopher, who was afraid of heights and vaguely resembled Stetto, to start tunneling into Honcho's house, where he ran into a.....

[Onepoint]

..a safe room, which looked eerily similar to Burt Gummers, because you can just never be too prepared for giant worms or ...

[stetto]

...the impending zombie apcalypse, where Nony was making boucou bucks teaching....

[jetmex]

...zombies to sing the Canadian national anthem while playing the ukulele, which sounded sort of like.....

[wtxsflyr]

the mating call of the arctic snow snake, which kills more people yearly than all the poisonous snakes in the world combined.......

[balsum fractus]

Except of the deadly Texas Jalapeno snake, which Jetmex raises for fun and profit......

[jetmex]

...(mostly for profit) until the Canadian Mounties, who were looking for a Texas Jalapeno snake to be their mascot, found out that red wool uniforms don't do well in Texas and....

[balsum fractus]

Fortunately due to the unseasonably cold Texas winter, they felt right at home, but no snakes to be found, so they headed to Kansas.....

[Frazz]

to surf the waves and look at the beach babes, which were dressed like...

[stetto]

Ellie Mae Clampett in her best.....

[balsum fractus]

.....but since there are no beaches in the Arctic, they didn't know what they were looking for, until a rancher driving a hay truck gave them directions to.....

[Frazz]

the vocal auto-tune unit that Carl keeps in his pickemup truck, so now he can...

[Onepoint]

...Yodel, and though he thinks make him sound like Slim Whitman like his buddies tell him and encourage him to sing, actually draws coyotes in, but he got suspicious when...