Well

Frazz · February 06, 2018, 09:30:53 AM

he cut the cheese and it played (in perfect tune)

stetto · February 06, 2018, 11:41:36 AM

...the Riccola jingle. Since his throat was fine, he....

jetmex · February 08, 2018, 09:16:24 AM

...suspected that the Canadian Mounted Ukulele Playing Zombies were conspiring with the snake loving Texans to....

Frazz · February 08, 2018, 04:24:52 PM

hire Rebecca Black as their...

stetto · February 08, 2018, 04:29:39 PM

...first search engine entry of the day, then....

jetmex · February 09, 2018, 10:36:14 AM

.....the computer crashed, replacing (after it rebooted) Rebecca Black with Pebbles the Comfort Hamster, who, after being flushed, managed to escape from the airplane and ....

stetto · February 10, 2018, 07:55:08 AM

Find safe haven in a Fuzzy's Tacos, where they...

Frazz · February 10, 2018, 01:17:48 PM

got thirsty and went out looking for...

Onepoint · February 11, 2018, 08:30:03 AM

...margaitas, but when the bartender saw pebbles, he said we don't serve that kind in here, you'll have to take that snowflake out side, then they....

Frazz · February 11, 2018, 09:56:10 PM

all went to hooters for supper and someone said hey, look at those...

jetmex · February 14, 2018, 03:40:29 PM

...hooters, which turned out to be a flock of Canadian beer geese, who heard that Stetto had a large supply of....

Frazz · February 14, 2018, 05:04:09 PM

musicians wrapping paper...

balsum fractus · February 14, 2018, 10:26:26 PM

.....which to his surprise and delight featured Bill Withers and his A&P band playing at the local hanger featuring a special half time show by Jetmex and his Exotic Snakes dancing to Perry Como's latest....

Frazz · February 18, 2018, 02:32:45 PM

rap hit, which is about as popular as this thread has gotten

stetto · February 20, 2018, 06:13:45 AM

...though everyone involved knows that you Can't. Rush. Art.

...then, with that motivational tidbit tucked snugly into the back of everyone's absent little minds, the FUBAR crew set about to....