...who, upon being exposed to the deadly Fubar ray gun, morphed into Uncle Sancho.  The process altered him so much that.....

he was fantasizing about moving a shed in the back yard with his bare hands but...

Dr Fronkensteen quickly cured that by replacing his brain with a broken...

...flux capacitation flobulating resonator, which had the odd effect of...

Causing fubarian flatulationism, and once you reach a speed of 88 mph...

...the expanding gas has an afterburner effect, causing massive acceleration of the......

....Mr Fusion fubar ray emitter which means travelling throught time is possible, right Marty? .......

We have reached the required 88 mph............  but maybe the flux capacitors are from china, and a little out of spec, but with careful calculations...

and with a few days of no one posting, the batteries ran down in the calculator, thus...

..resulting in a massive failure of the flobulation resonator gas generator due to lack of electrical power to the cheap Chinese flux capacitors.  This lack of gas caused global warming to stop, causing much consternation in the......

...nether regions, where...

...the unbearable itching and chafing can be remedied by using the new, improved FrazzThong, which comes pretreated with......

a full can of that new car smell, because...

.....everybody wants you (Billy Squire)..........

but then ole honch decides to throw a familiar tune on... smoke on the water... because