..free bumper cam to watch for forgotton dogs, but fortunately Krispy Kreme was right around the corner...

....which prompted our tractor driver to head there for a snack.  In his excitement, he forgot to turn off the rotary oscillating cow patty flinger, which sucked up a loose cow patty and flung it through the front door of the Krispy Kreme, where it landed in....

the extra bold coffee pot, and after a couple of swigs the tractor driver exclaimed...

"Is this french roast, this is great?" but before he could have another cup...

...he noticed a goat pooping coffee beans, which caused him to...

think... "man if a goat pooped them whole, I should get a bushel basket of em and"...

...ride to Camelot!

and see if Sir Pantsoffalot would...

..face the peril in the Castle Anthrax......

looking for the dog catcher with the stash of Glenlivet....

but the dog catcher turned out to be a scantily clad young fair maiden of disproportionate proportions, and

....whose lacy feminine upper undergarments, unable to contain her assets....

were fastened by an unnamed yet enthusiastic AP mechanic with bailing wire and a...

...roll of 1000mph speed tape, from which he proceeded to craft for the fair maiden a .....

musical type instrument, but the instrument maker, needing sheets upon sheets of material, was already three sheets in the wind, so......