.....finish the rock opera that he started back in high school if only he could find his notes, which he thought he left on......

the stone tablets...

...that were on the picnic table in the back yard until the prairie dogs got them and Carl's jet fuel, which they used to make a....

...sour mash that everyone else could enjoy as well, but Carl found out and had a....

..triple intregal differential equation that needed to be solved, so he asked resident math guru and chief goat milker.....

how many times have you milked that goat?  Then the next question was ...

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?

well, now, it is approximately 24 mph if anyone is interested, which is about the speed of...

..a pair of socks tumbling around in a drier at the Fubar laundry mart, right next to......

....Stetto's Bar, Grill, Gunsmith, Motorcycle Shop, Haberdashery and Lingerie, where the special of the day turned out to be...

Nostalgia and Birthday cake, which is somewhat different  than the customary grumpy curmudgeonry and wine in the establishment that its known for, that and....

The shopping cart demolition derby held every Wednesday afternoon in the parking lot beside the Decibel Metal Music and Daycare Center......

Meanwhile, in deepest, darkest Wyoming........

....the prairie dogs, mutated by Carl's jet fuel sour mash whiskey stuff, had armed themselves with fully automatic Nerf guns and were plotting to....

...wreak havoc with the small pocket gopher community, who had a healthy aversion to...