...it's colder than my first wife out there. I know, how cold was she?  Well, she was so cold that.....

...you didn't need a freezer to keep the ice cream cold.  When she touched Frazz's gooeyduck, it....

...sprang to life, but suddenly froze (ouch!) shooting sharp pains up his........

...shell, which slammed shut on his....

...never ending story. So he borrowed his neighbors Kenworth (with cruise control)  and decided to take a road trip to cheer himself up, and visit his old pal...................

jetmex, now that he knows the area he lives in, and he found jetmex repairing a rubber.....

...grommet that was pinching off the blood flow to his...

...left eyelid, which began twitching after he found out that.....

Penelope Fudpucker was looking for him because...

..when he rolled the seegar on her firm thighs, it made her think of.......

all the dirty dishes in the sink, thats all wimmen think about because...

...some cigars just have that aromatic dishwater smell, besides...

You can blow bubbles with some cigars, which is the ones that Buzzardbeak likes because...

its gotta be better than the smell of them dogturds (obligatory joke), and any expierenced bubbler can play songs like.....

...Watchin The Bubbles In My Beer, which Willy wrote for...