....swathers, bailers, and all things mechanical.....although they were stangely attracted to an airplane shaped dent in.......

...Plane eating hay feeders, and seemed to take joy in making mounds around plane shaped divots, which annoyed the prairiedogs who were setting up ambushes for...

The gathering throngs of people who were giddy with anticipation of the anniversary of the great hay feeder sacrifice...or more commonly known as the KrispyKreme fest held every......

....every other third Sunday after high tide following the full moon over Jupiter or whenever Honcho woke up to make the doughnuts.  This time, however, the prairie dogs, having already wreaked havoc with the gophers, ran out of ammo and had to.....

Eat much roughage to manufacture more, though the ammo they created was the wrong caliber for the Nerf guns, so they...

Made use of the abundant supply of cow patties to create chemical warfare nerf ammo. Their leader, Rocko, had a cunning plan......

...to take over the world by increasing cow emissions by filling the hay feeders with....

...hog bipe fuel, which added nitro to the already methane-rich baled grass the Honcho used to...

.....build a wall along the state line to keep them furriners from Nebraska away from his "precious".....

Which they keep trying to steal, fortunately Trixie the milk cow is not very portable, though the Uruks from mordor Lyman mass along the border anyway waiting for their chance when they...

......kidnap a bar of soap, and hold it for ransom....

.....not realizing that it belonged to one of the Nerf gun wielding prairie dogs,  who was pissed off enough to.....

Skip his bubble bath, and called a meeting with the Prairie Dogs to put aside their differences, for there was a far greater threat looming - Stetto's Volcanic habanero 9 bean afterburner chilli !!

...which was developed using a super-secret mutation of an already unhealthy spicy pod called the Aji...

...that when dropped into a 55 gallon barrel of Bartle's and James results in a......